Man, it is the year to have a baby. If Hollywood is good for anything, it's trend-setting, and I, for one, like to keep up with the times. When else am I going to find myself in with the likes of Britney Spears, Jennifer Garner, Heidi Klum, Katie Holmes and that other blonde chick from Dawson's Creek? I wonder if they'd be up for a Mommy's Group?

Anyway, I look at my little doo-wop and I can't imagine some vapid Hollywood personality loving her kid this much. Okay, maybe Jennifer Garner, but definitely not Britney Spears. I mean, she transformed her kid's room into a nativity scene for pete's sake. Theme Baby! What fun! Sean Preston may be great, but let's face it, with a dad like Kevin Federline, you know he's not exactly the incarnate God, is he?

The other thing I wonder about is when, if ever, my "downstairs" is going to return to normal. Who would have guessed that 8 pounds of human could do so much damage on its way out?